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    Vampires Suck

    Becca (Jenn Proske), an angst-ridden teenager, is torn between two supernatural suitors: vampire Edward (Matt Lanter) and werewolf Jacob (Chris Riggi).Ā As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom.
    Duration: 82 min
    Quality: HD
    Release: 2010
    IMDb: 3.4
    3.5
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  • Actors of "Vampires Suck"

  • Characters of "Vampires Suck"

    Bella Swan (Twilight character). Character of Vampires Suck
    Played by: Jenn Proske
    Edward Cullen (Twilight character). Character of Vampires Suck
    Played by: Matt Lanter
    Charlie Swan (Twilight character). Character of Vampires Suck
    Played by: Diedrich Bader
    Jacob White. Character of Vampires Suck
    Played by: Chris Riggi
    Aro (Twilight character). Character of Vampires Suck
    Played by: Ken Jeong
    Jennifer. Character of Vampires Suck
    Fisherman Scully. Character of Vampires Suck
    Played by: David DeLuise
    Esme Cullen (Twilight character). Character of Vampires Suck
    Jasper Hale (Twilight character). Character of Vampires Suck
    Played by: Nick Eversman
    Rosalie Hale (Twilight character). Character of Vampires Suck
    Eric Yorkie (Twilight character). Character of Vampires Suck
    Played by: Jun Hee Lee
    Rachel. Character of Vampires Suck
    Played by: Arielle Kebbel
    James (Twilight character). Character of Vampires Suck
    Played by: Charlie Weber
    Gossip Girl. Character of Vampires Suck
    Played by: Dana Seltzer
    Buffy Summers. Character of Vampires Suck
    Played by: Krystal Mayo
    Mr. Molina (Twilight character). Character of Vampires Suck
    Played by: Ryan Glorioso
    John (Twilight character). Character of Vampires Suck
    Played by: Matthew Warzel
    Drunken Festival Goer. Character of Vampires Suck
    Played by: Parker Dash
  • Directors of "Vampires Suck"

    Jason Friedberg. Director of Vampires Suck
    Jason Friedberg
    Birthdate: 13 October 1971, Newark, New Jersey, USA
    Aaron Seltzer. Director of Vampires Suck
    Aaron Seltzer
    Birthdate: 12 January 1974, Mississauga, Ontario, Canada
  • Creators of "Vampires Suck"

    Jason Friedberg. Director of Vampires Suck
    Jason Friedberg
    Birthdate: 13 October 1971, Newark, New Jersey, USA
    Aaron Seltzer. Director of Vampires Suck
    Aaron Seltzer
    Birthdate: 12 January 1974, Mississauga, Ontario, Canada
  • Critic Reviews of "Vampires Suck"

    Newsday
    June 03, 2013

    It's almost as cynical as the actual Twilight, and not nearly as funny.

    New York Daily News
    June 03, 2013

    All but the most die-hard fans can agree that the Twilight movies are spoof-worthy. So it's too bad they don't get a worthy spoof.

    Time Out
    October 13, 2010

    A few broader references might have made this punishing one-note trawl through the eminently spoofable tween-vamp saga slightly more watchable.

    Rolling Stone
    August 26, 2010

    This movie sucks more.

    Time Out
    August 23, 2010

    Below bottom-of-the-barrel.

    Los Angeles Times
    August 19, 2010

    Plenty of gags fall flat, but writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer... have tapped the vein more effectively than their norm, with enjoyable details and on-the-mark senseless brutality.

    Winnipeg Free Press
    July 25, 2014

    It's been two whole years since the team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer subjected us to one of its godawful parodies. Alas, the vacation is over.

    Tulsa World
    July 25, 2014

    With the level of humor here running to flatulence jokes, groin kicks and high-school smart-aleck cracks, their movie does, indeed, (surely no other critic in the world will be this clever) SUCK!

    Observer (UK)
    July 25, 2014

    A witless, slavish pastiche of the series of romantic dramas based on Stephenie Meyer's Twilight novels. It is a knowing film that knows nothing about comedy.

    PopMatters
    July 25, 2014

    Vampires Suck, and films like it, not only fail to parody elements of contemporary society, they barely spoof the genre they are trying to mock.

    7M Pictures
    January 06, 2014

    For the most part, the jokes are mildly relevant at least

    Film Threat
    June 03, 2013

    I know comedy is subjective, so grant me that Vampires Suck just did not make me laugh. It probably doesn't help that, as a spoof on the Twilight franchise, it's making fun of movies I also don't enjoy.

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