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    Meet the Spartans

    When Xerxes (Ken Davitian), the evil god king of Persia, sends his massive army to Sparta, King Leonidas (Sean Maguire) and 13 strapping warriors rise up to defend their homeland.The first battles are of the hip-hop variety, and taking position at the narrow Thermopylae pass provides a huge strategic advantage, but a goat trail back-door is betrayed to Xerxes.
    Duration: 87 min
    Quality: HD
    Release: 2008
    IMDb: 2.8
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  • Actors of "Meet the Spartans"

  • Characters of "Meet the Spartans"

    King Leonidas. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Played by: Sean Maguire
    Queen Gorgo. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Played by: Carmen Electra
    King Xerxes. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Played by: Ken Davitian
    Captain. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Played by: Kevin Sorbo
    Theron. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Played by: Diedrich Bader
    Persian Emissary. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Played by: Method Man
    Dilios. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Sonio. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Messenger. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Played by: Phil Morris
    Simon Cowell. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Played by: Jim Piddock
    Paula Abdul. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Played by: Nicole Parker
    Dane Cook. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Played by: Ike Barinholtz
    Betty Suarez. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Leo Jr.. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Played by: Hunter Clary
    Lindsay Lohan. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Played by: Emily Wilson
    Tom Cruise. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Played by: Stuart Rigby
    Urban Kid. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Played by: Willie Macc
    Donald Trump. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Randy Jackson. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Tyra Banks. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Played by: Jenny Costa
    Twiggy Look-a-Like. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Ms. Jay Look-a-Like. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Played by: Jesse Lewis IV
    Mr. Glippen. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Played by: Ryan Fraley
    Angelina Jolie. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Played by: Tiffany Claus
    Kevin Federline. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Played by: Nick Steele
    George W. Bush. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Played by: Jim Nieb
    Rocky Balboa. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Played by: Dean Cochran
    Ryan Seacrest. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Played by: Nate Haden
    Sanjaya Malakar. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Played by: Winter Jones
    Dancing Persian Emissary. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Dancing Immortal. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Played by: Dazzle Boy
    Councilman. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Played by: Steve Lindsley
    Wrong Leo. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Hooters Girl. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Played by: Briana Barran
    Pretty Girl. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Hot Orgy Girl. Character of Meet the Spartans
    Played by: Paige Peterson
  • Directors of "Meet the Spartans"

    Jason Friedberg. Director of Meet the Spartans
    Jason Friedberg
    Birthdate: 13 October 1971, Newark, New Jersey, USA
    Aaron Seltzer. Director of Meet the Spartans
    Aaron Seltzer
    Birthdate: 12 January 1974, Mississauga, Ontario, Canada
  • Creators of "Meet the Spartans"

    Jason Friedberg. Director of Meet the Spartans
    Jason Friedberg
    Birthdate: 13 October 1971, Newark, New Jersey, USA
    Aaron Seltzer. Director of Meet the Spartans
    Aaron Seltzer
    Birthdate: 12 January 1974, Mississauga, Ontario, Canada
  • Critic Reviews of "Meet the Spartans"

    Entertainment Weekly
    January 30, 2008

    The result in Meet the Spartans is less classic Mel Brooks than middling Best Week Ever.

    Slate
    January 30, 2008

    This was the worst movie I've ever seen, so bad that I hesitate to label it a 'movie' and thus reflect shame upon the entire medium of film.

    Village Voice
    January 29, 2008

    I'm moving to Europe.

    Detroit News
    January 28, 2008

    It's so bad even Carmen Electra should be embarrassed.

    Boston Globe
    January 28, 2008

    It's a MADtv or Saturday Night Live sketch dressed up in feature-length clothing. It's way too much of an OK thing. And the way-too-much-ness goes on and on.

    AV Club
    January 26, 2008

    While there's enough comedic material there for as many as three somewhat tolerable minutes of MADtv, Meet The Spartans gamely alternates between unfunny gay jokes and violent pratfalls for a good 80 minutes.

    Digital Spy
    July 14, 2011

    Meet The Spartans? For those unlucky enough to be lured into the cinema, there's every chance you'll be wanting to meet your maker instead.

    Movies.com
    April 04, 2011

    Because this movie was written for 10-year-olds, it assumes that those 10-year-olds are the stupidest 10-year-olds alive.

    MovieCrypt.com
    February 10, 2009

    What does it say about a film with an hour running time that has twenty minutes of outtakes after the credits to reach theatrical length? Very little that's positive.

    Cinema Sight
    September 03, 2008

    While still not a grand work of art, Meet the Spartans improves upon the formula established in the earlier parodies of Friedberg and Seltzer.

    Sin Magazine
    July 22, 2008

    It's not very good at all, but I did manage to laugh at some moments of sudden pratfalls and comic violence, but the talkshow reference mentality has to go!

    NewsBlaze
    May 29, 2008

    A bizarre, leering orgy of celebrity crotches, lowbrow horny gay buffoons in leather, moronic gladiator mayhem, and too-much-information cascading bodily fluids galore.

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