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Witless ProtectionDuring a routine patrol in his small town, Deputy Larry Stalder intervenes when he sees a woman held against her will by four men in black. The kidnappers turn out to be FBI agents, and turn out again to be villians...Keywords:
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Directors of "Witless Protection"Charles Robert CarnerBirthdate: 30 April 1957, Chicago, Illinois, USA
Creators of "Witless Protection"Charles Robert CarnerBirthdate: 30 April 1957, Chicago, Illinois, USA
Critic Reviews of "Witless Protection"AV ClubFebruary 25, 2008
Larry The Cable Guy is a cancerous boil on the ass of comedy, but it's still sort of shocking how little effort he puts into his movies.Boxoffice MagazineFebruary 25, 2008
It's the audience that deserves Protection from this Witless Larry the Cable Guy vehicle.Boston GlobeFebruary 25, 2008
The otherwise genial Witless Protection scrapes bottom whenever a black person or an Asian or an Arab is wheeled on for just-kiddin' laughs.New York TimesFebruary 25, 2008
In Witless Protection, Larry the Cable Guy plays a small-town deputy, fantasizing about becoming an F.B.I. agent. Sitcom wackiness ensues.Hollywood ReporterFebruary 25, 2008
Makes his previous effort, Delta Farce, seem a classic by comparison.VarietyFebruary 25, 2008
One can only hope that Witless Protection is targeted at a vanishing species of American Neanderthal. In the meantime, perhaps Larry and his accomplices at Lionsgate could take some sensitivity traning.Boston PhoenixApril 23, 2009
It's sad to watch Yaphet Kotto, as the shady fed, clothesline the stereotypical Muslim motel owner who's already been threatened by Larry with a trip to Gitmo.Urban CinefileDecember 20, 2008
Witless, lowbrow fun is the signature of this so-so comedy with Larry the Cable Guy in fine fat form as a country bumpkin deputy sheriff with delusions of grander than smalltown copSin MagazineJuly 22, 2008
The movie doesn't even have the common decency to be under 90 minutes. What a bore.San Antonio Express-NewsMarch 01, 2008
I've got an idea for Larry the Cable Guy's next dumb movie. Maybe the lowbrow bumbler with the big heart and even bigger beer gut could play, oh I don't know, a cable guy?ReelTalk Movie ReviewsMarch 01, 2008
During the last part of this wacky comedy, it loses the amusing push-pull intimacy between its 'odd-couple' protagonists.Sacramento News & ReviewFebruary 29, 2008
From this kind of witlessness, the only protection is not to see it.
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