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    Witless Protection

    During a routine patrol in his small town, Deputy Larry StalderĀ intervenes when he sees a woman held against her will by four men in black.Ā The kidnappers turn out to be FBI agents, and turn out again to be villians...
    Duration: 97 min
    Quality: HD
    Release: 2008
    IMDb: 3.3
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  • Actors of "Witless Protection"

  • Characters of "Witless Protection"

    Deputy Larry Stalder. Character of Witless Protection
    Connie. Character of Witless Protection
    Played by: Jenny McCarthy
    Madeleine. Character of Witless Protection
    TSA Supervisor. Character of Witless Protection
    Played by: Emir Yonzon
    Arthur Grimsley. Character of Witless Protection
    Played by: Peter Stormare
    Wilford Duvall. Character of Witless Protection
    Played by: Eric Roberts
  • Directors of "Witless Protection"

    Charles Robert Carner. Director of Witless Protection
    Charles Robert Carner
    Birthdate: 30 April 1957, Chicago, Illinois, USA
  • Creators of "Witless Protection"

    Charles Robert Carner. Director of Witless Protection
    Charles Robert Carner
    Birthdate: 30 April 1957, Chicago, Illinois, USA
  • Critic Reviews of "Witless Protection"

    AV Club
    February 25, 2008

    Larry The Cable Guy is a cancerous boil on the ass of comedy, but it's still sort of shocking how little effort he puts into his movies.

    Boxoffice Magazine
    February 25, 2008

    It's the audience that deserves Protection from this Witless Larry the Cable Guy vehicle.

    Boston Globe
    February 25, 2008

    The otherwise genial Witless Protection scrapes bottom whenever a black person or an Asian or an Arab is wheeled on for just-kiddin' laughs.

    New York Times
    February 25, 2008

    In Witless Protection, Larry the Cable Guy plays a small-town deputy, fantasizing about becoming an F.B.I. agent. Sitcom wackiness ensues.

    Hollywood Reporter
    February 25, 2008

    Makes his previous effort, Delta Farce, seem a classic by comparison.

    February 25, 2008

    One can only hope that Witless Protection is targeted at a vanishing species of American Neanderthal. In the meantime, perhaps Larry and his accomplices at Lionsgate could take some sensitivity traning.

    Boston Phoenix
    April 23, 2009

    It's sad to watch Yaphet Kotto, as the shady fed, clothesline the stereotypical Muslim motel owner who's already been threatened by Larry with a trip to Gitmo.

    Urban Cinefile
    December 20, 2008

    Witless, lowbrow fun is the signature of this so-so comedy with Larry the Cable Guy in fine fat form as a country bumpkin deputy sheriff with delusions of grander than smalltown cop

    Sin Magazine
    July 22, 2008

    The movie doesn't even have the common decency to be under 90 minutes. What a bore.

    San Antonio Express-News
    March 01, 2008

    I've got an idea for Larry the Cable Guy's next dumb movie. Maybe the lowbrow bumbler with the big heart and even bigger beer gut could play, oh I don't know, a cable guy?

    ReelTalk Movie Reviews
    March 01, 2008

    During the last part of this wacky comedy, it loses the amusing push-pull intimacy between its 'odd-couple' protagonists.

    Sacramento News & Review
    February 29, 2008

    From this kind of witlessness, the only protection is not to see it.

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