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G.I. Joe: The Rise of CobraThe story follows two American soldiers, Duke and Ripcord, who join the G.I. Joe Team, a top secret, international special forces unit, after being attacked by MARS troops. Duke and Ripcord must prove that they are Real American Heroes, by stopping the launch of metal-eating 'Nanomite' warheads before an evil organization called 'Cobra' uses them to take over the world.Keywords:
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Directors of "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra"Stephen SommersBirthdate: 20 March 1962, Indianapolis, Indiana, USA
Creators of "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra"Stuart BeattieDavid Elliot
Critic Reviews of "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra"Chicago ReaderAugust 20, 2009
Loud, shiny, and critic-proof, this franchise launcher is basically Transformers minus the humanity.Chicago TribuneAugust 14, 2009
[Director] Sommers did the first two chaotic Mummy remakes; those play like Tender Mercies compared to this one.Village VoiceAugust 12, 2009
After a first hour that plays like a bad TV show, Sommers hits his groove with an over-the-top Paris chase sequence that, in turn, leads to an underwater finale that's absurdly overproduced, momentarily diverting, and then instantly forgettable.The New RepublicAugust 11, 2009
Sometimes, a film defies conventional narrative and artistic standards so utterly that it seems unfair to judge it by them.... Consider this a tone poem in 40 scraps of dialogue.Miami HeraldAugust 11, 2009
It's just stupid and inept, which are not uncommon traits at the tail end of the summer movie season.New York TimesAugust 11, 2009
This pricey, juiceless pulp could never have been killed by critics, simply because it was already dead.Lyles' Movie FilesMarch 23, 2013
A dull, passionless take on a property that any fan could have outdone with half the budget. No Joe!Movies.comApril 04, 2011
It's about nothing, but who cares? It's the last big action movie of the summer and it does what it's supposed to do.QuickflixOctober 27, 2010
Here comes GI Joe, a film so loud and dumb it makes Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen look like a Mike Leigh docudrama.sbs.com.auAugust 09, 2010
As is usually the case, the seething bad guys make for far more "interesting" onscreen characters than the heroes.BrianOrndorf.comJune 02, 2010
Joe is the latest bloated float in Sommers's sad parade of cinematic shame...a glorified Cannon Films production with a nasty case of ADD."Fan The FireApril 15, 2010
G.I. Joe: Rise Of Cobra is a very throwaway experience, likely to be forgotten by the film world very quickly.
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