[18+] 3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy

Two minutes 48 seconds of cuts by the BBFC have taken the edge off some unnecessary sadism, but the brush-written credits remain the highlight.

Sex in this film looks so nonecstatic that a better title might have been "3D Sex and Zen: Zero Child Policy."

3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy fails to live up to either its promise or title.

"3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy" finds it is love, not sex, that rules the human heart, a sweet and conventional idea regardless of the technology of the film's projection.

Auds get an eyeful of flesh, served with sadistic, spasmodic laughs.

After about an hour of Wei's amusing escapades, however, things take a turn for the decidedly vicious.

For me, the tedium and the 3Dium were occasionally alleviated by counting the number of characters named Dong or Hung.

The ultimate message is creepily anti-sex, but, in fairness, the preceding two hours would put just about anyone off.

Probably the only place you can see a 20ft male member bursting out of a cinema screen.

Nasty.

Anyone hoping to gain insight into an exotic, erotic culture is likely to be disappointed, as is anyone in search of a cheap thrill.

The recent 3D Lovers Guide was sexier and more three-dimensional.